Rantings of a Girl With Her Pen
Sarah. 17. Romantically Preoccupied Panromantic Demisexual. Taurus. INFP apparently. Making friends one instrument and language at a time. Homestuck. A:TLA. LOK. Iced Tea. Good Books. Guitar. Late Nights. Stargazing. Blanket Forts. Long Hugs. Whispering. Theif of Space. Land of Twilight and Vision. Derse Dreamer. Chumhandle: succinctAbilities Skype: SuccinctAbilities Current Language: Russian/German Current Instrument: Violin Current Read: Hollow City (Hey darling, this is your girlfriend speaking, I love you sososo much :3 We're so close to a year, it's ridiculous! I'm in love with you ~ C) Online Users
susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

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62,158 notes9.181:24 PM

dontkillchic:

aluminumapples:

dontkillchic:

holyjazspers:

dontkillchic:

DOES FANNY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN AMERICA BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT “SHAKE THEIR FANNY” HERE OKAY THEY JUST DONT

wait what does fanny mean in england

VAGINA

in america fanny means butt because we don’t have vaginas. the government refuses to acknowledge their existence.

hands over ownership of this post 2 u

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273,363 notes9.181:24 PM

Kiki’s Delivery Service Trailer

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6,912 notes9.181:24 PM

shatterstag:

slaymate:

It’s been over two weeks since mankind failed to vote for “Persephone” as a name for one of Pluto’s moons - my way of coping with the disappointment was drawing Hades’ reaction, obviously.

this is adorable

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62,688 notes9.181:23 PM

scisallison:

people who are a combination of attractive witty adorable and talented

you stop that

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29,336 notes9.181:23 PM

scisallison:

people who are a combination of attractive witty adorable and talented

you stop that

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29,336 notes9.181:23 PM

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

image

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130,439 notes9.181:23 PM

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

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94,788 notes9.181:22 PM
I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love. —(via psych-facts)
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9,865 notes9.181:22 PM

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

142,170 notes9.181:20 PM

unfollow-immediately:

unfollow-immediately:

the government should tax single straight men

that fee when no gf

10,922 notes9.181:16 PM

woke-up-on-derse:

ghostystar:

imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

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7,810 notes9.184:00 AM

"No one will miss me", "I’m better off dead"

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

98,142 notes9.184:00 AM
operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!
I love a mystery!
Please share this photo!

operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!

I love a mystery!

Please share this photo!

168,139 notes9.183:55 AM